fucking-amal.com

Puppy: "C'mon. How's about a big sloppy one? You need to forget all about that dumb blonde bimbo."

Agnes is less than happy with the result of her online assessment test.

ELIN: Mama, I think I'm a lesbisk. A homosexuel.
BIRGITTA: Well just so long it's not with that stuck-up prissy little cow shit-for-brains 'butter wouldn't melt between my legs' Ahlberg girl, I don't mind.
ELIN: It's alright, I'm only kidding.

Ohhh!
Poor Elin.

Now that would've added a new whole dimension to the film, eh?

Yes. Poor Elin would have been reduced to bonking Camilla.

Although......

Wait a minute.......

I'm not sure Camilla would approve.



Not to start with, anyway.

You may have got top billing you biatch, but they only came to see the film coz I'm in it

This is true

That's just mean.

Agnes: "I've told you before biatch, stay away from Snapsie, she's mine."

AGNES: And another thing Camilla, after I told Elin to go-fuck-a-candle, she confided in me that she has had the biggest boner for YOU, since like F-O-R-E-V-E-R ! Go spin on that one babycakes

No wonder Alex looked shocked and angry.


She just realised that that bloody Rebecka Liljegren was up there on stage with her to collect a Guldbagge.

Alex has just seen snaps standing off=stage.

Wearing only a thong.