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Ha-ha-ha! Maybe Alex just singing? And WTF? Rebecka LiljeGREN?

ALEX: Wait up! It's MY Guldbagge
BEX: Not if I get there first, biatch
ALEX: YOU! you can't even spell your first name right!
BEX: Age before beauty, mmmmm WIN WIN to me Ima thinkin
ALEX: Challenge you to a duel Missy!
BEX: Let's see, that would be eyeliner brushes at fifty paces right?

And I always thought they were just rushing off for a quick snog.

Alex: "Whisper, whisper, whisper."
Girl: "OMFG. I think she wants me to sleep over. "

lol I like the one where she's "adjusting the girl's make-up".

We believe you, Alex.

Snapsie's dream.....


Alex's version of that same dream....

We can always rely on Alex to be thinking of us.

You beat me to it with that snapsie one, fish. First thing that sprang to mind..!

Alex: So what was it you said you do for a living Gertie, sweetheart?
Gertie: I'm scaffolding erector in heavy construction. Oh and the names Bertie, not Gertie, sweetheart.

I see Alex is doing rehearsals for a beer commercial now.

Alex (Homer Simpson voice): Mm, BEER...

Alex: "Can you help me please doctor? I seem to have this great big lump on my back."

I should like a lump like that.

But not on my neck.

Alex: "It's OK doc. No need to do anything. I found out what it was."

Alex with "The Two Rons'' aka ''The Management''

Ron 1: That''s a lovely shade of lippy Alex, sweetheart. Mind if I borrow a smudge after the show?

Ron 2: You ain't get no bovver tonite Alex luvvy. I got my pistol in one hand and my revolver in de uvver.