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ahh poor fish. I always think of him as maybe more like Fishy Longstocking:

Do you have a spy-cam on me too?
How else could you have come by my picture?

Damn, I was sure I used enough gel to stop it sticking out like that.
I'll have to do something about my hair as well.

Time to raise your excitement level to fever pitch fish; the wonderful world of competitive synchronised swimming: Tada!



SWIMMER 1: I hear you tell everyone my razor missed a curly lil sprig?
SWIMMER 2: Ouch! you biatch, cut your effing toenails as well.
SWIMMER 3: OMG Floriane's farted again!

ELIN: Well there's sweet sh*t on telly tonite, we can't go to any parties. No booze. No drugs. Got any brill ideas wunderkid?
AGNES: God has a plan for us. I feel His prescence even now ..... yes! It's so enthralling........... We are to become Nuns!

AGNES: Is she ever gonna leave? I'm dying to do a number 2!

AGNES: If she doesn't leave soon it might even be a number 3.
Uh oh, here it comes. Brownout time.

edit:
Let me explain....ahh, just watch the ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ZIxjJQHP4

Elin *sighs* "I just lurve it when you talk durty"

Elin: Just where are you trying to put your left hand Agnes?

The chundering scene in FA has spawned many imitators. Here is styggsylt's avatar whihc is post-moder style ''great Show Me Love with A Nightmare on Elm Street-esteem + elements of hot rod / grandmas' boy / super bath embarrassment. not quite as exciting as it sounds, however ..''

That's off.

Elin did it with much more style.

;

OSKAR: Mama, is it true that Agnes is a vegetarian?
KARIN: Yes, but why do you ask?
OSKAR: But, what is a vegetarian?
KARIN: Well it's like you and me and your Papa eat meat, but Agnes doesn't.
OSKAR: So she has like courgettes, and cucumbers?
KARIN: Yes that's right, as well as other things that aren't meat
OSKAR: But won't she have to go to hospital?
KARIN: Goodness me! whatever for?
OSKAR: Because she eats furniture.
KARIN: Wherever did you get that idea?
OSKAR: Because Kalle's brother says Agnes is a rug-muncher
KARIN:

codyw1 wrote:

Concur.
So funny.

;

ELIN: Agnes, please let me in. I'm dying to go to the loo!
AGNES: I guess you know where you can stick your fist then.

fish wrote:That's off.

Elin:
"Now Agnes, I'll tell you one more time.
You have to wait until a car passes under you before you spit."