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Why, what did you think we thought you meant, Bex?

Ian wrote:Dave makes the easiest call in history.

One of them, perhaps; but your DMt. is not a man to shrink from the obvious, especially in the service of [attempted?] humour.

Also there may be taste variables...I mean, maybe freshly-bathed bears smell quite nice.

DMt. wrote:...I mean, maybe freshly-bathed bears smell quite nice...

Oh come now, you're embarassing me.

I think it's Dave's moral duty to find out whether or not that's actually true.

Sure, Ian, but you have to shampoo the bear first...it's only fair.

Misha will probably smell decent, being a trained bear, he's taken good care of.

It's worse with the norwegian bears, they're just mean drunks!
http://travel.usatoday.com/destinations/dispatches/post/2012/08/boozing-bears-drink-100-beers-leave-cabin-in-ruins/822112/1

Agnes: "Good grief Dahls, I thought for a moment you'd found a pic of Fish."

I decline your kind offer, Dave. I would not wish to deprive you.

I will, however, swallow my pride and shampoo Alex instead.

Back in line Ian.

I'm always ahead of the pack.

From the look of that pic it seems like Bex needs a good scrubbing too. Any volunteers? No?

Alright then, I'll just have to clear my schedule

It's a dirty job...but somebody's got to do it.

Dahls wrote:...Alright then, I'll just have to clear my schedule

Greedy sod.
I'm giving Bex a warning call right now.

Bex: "He said what?"

The Chinese Whispers game doesn't work to Dahls' advantage:

Bex: He called me a scrubber?!!? He's a dead man.

It rearly does!


You got it all wrong Bex, I was just trying to be helpful