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Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:19 pm**

Oscar Wilde never quite wrote:We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up the skirts of passersby

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:39 am**

Bex never wrote:..."Ha ha. What are you going to do now that you've run out of Agnes pics, Fish?"

I offered to buy Bex a meal in the hope she would give me some ideas on what to post next.

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:03 am**

Ouch. That's gotta hurt. :shock:

And

to Dave too! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:13 pm**

I'm sure that's what Wilde actually meant when he said stars. :lol:

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:57 am**

Ian wrote:Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

I'm sure she didn't mean it.
I mean, sweet little Bex wouldn't, would she? O-)

How does she know I'm friends with someone named Torsten? :shock:

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:39 am**

Bex was just getting plain creepy now. :mrgreen:

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:55 pm**

Dahls a while ago wrote:Sounds like Fish really knows how to push the wrong buttons.

I rest my case.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:33 am**

Bex suddenly realises that the tacos were just a ruse by Fish so he could post some Nina pics. *:|*

Bex: (thinks) "And I thought he really wanted to go out to dinner with me."

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:56 am**

He doesn't know what he's missing, Bex. I'll take you.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:30 am**

I'll cook for you myself, Bex.
The grandest feast you'll ever see.
Come come. :mrgreen:

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:25 am**

"But I was really looking forward to dinner with Fish." :cry:

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:14 am**

"It's alright, Bex. I'm the one with the extensive classic Doctor Who DVD collection."

*:|*

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:29 am**

Ian wrote:...I'm the one with the extensive classic Doctor Who DVD collection...

Now what could possibly cause Bex to run away in tears? :roll:

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:24 am**

"Oh sweetie, come back. We don't have to watch Timelash, I swear."

These jokes are getting a bit esoteric even by our standard.

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:35 pm**

...dat's mah boys!

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