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Culturally bereft.

Agnes: "We're so embarrassed."

Quite right too. Being scared shitless by the scene in which the young lad is visited by his now undead brother at the window in the middle of the night was a rite of passage for every 70s/80s kid.

Elin, in her best Scottish accent: "Would ye care fer a wee walk in the park lassie?"
Agnes, to herself, to not give the game away: " "

Why has Elin turned Scottish?! That's going to be an even bigger shock for her parents than her changing orientation!

I'm sure someone who's fluent in around half a dozen languages could turn her hand to a Scottish accent.
At least that's my excuse.


Bex: "More to the point, I hear Ian and Fish were both away on the same day.
Only two possible reasons?
Are they really the same person?
Or.
Is there something they need to tell us?"

I haven't been anywhere. What, did I time travel a day and not notice?!

Ian wrote:...What, did I time travel a day and not notice?!

Bex: "Maybe Ian should check his mode of transport next time he pops down to the shops."

It happens to me all the time.

Elin: "If Ian would lend us his tardis we could run away to Stockholm yesterday."

We could go back to 1998 and give them a lift.

Ian wrote:We...

Yeah.
I'm sure Agnes and Elin would just love to have Ian and Fish to keep them company.

We'd be quiet, wouldn't we fishy?

It could happen.


Agnes decides that riding in a stranger's car in the middle of the night would be much better than accepting Ian's offer.

And I'm so sweet too.