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My theory is that all 'Daves' secretly want the extra gravitas of 'David'...

Except for my son.
He's been trying to get everyone to call him Dave for ages.
Not likely to happen I'm afraid.


Sophie: "So Sune, you see how it is? You're going to need something very special before you'll get my attention."

Tell him unless he stops you'll start calling him Bex.

But I thought you were all named Bruce.

Dahls wrote:But I thought you were all named Bruce.

Oh, they are, but secretly they all want the extra gravitas of "Brucid" .

Brucid wrote:...Sophie: 'You're going to need something very special before you'll get my attention."

Sophie: "Rich you say?
Are you talking just lots of money or really Ian type rich?"

I think dahls has watched one too many episodes of The Simpsons.

I think dahls has watched one too many episodes of The Simpsons.

Sophie wrote:...Ian type rich?

Sophie: "Sune baby, walk with me. We need to talk."

Bex's promise of sweets to get Sune to come to the vet to be neutered was working a treat.

Neutered?
Jeeze, I hope the poor lad makes a run for it.

Ian repeatedly wrote:I think dahls has watched one too many episodes of The Simpsons.

That was from the pythons actually.

I think Ian has pressed the Send icon on his smartphone twice, maybe.

I think Ian has pressed the Send icon on his smartphone twice, maybe.

DMt. wrote:I think Ian has pressed the Send icon on his smartphone twice, maybe.

DMt. wrote:I think Ian has pressed the Send icon on his smartphone twice, maybe.

Obviously deliberately.



Sophie: "OK Sune. Fish has finished the new "Sune's Jul" story now. Just take a bow and don't say anything."
Sune: "But what about us?"
Sophie: "Don't push your luck buster. I said don't say anything."

Absolutely fish. It was a deliberate mistake to make sure you were all paying attention.

Honest.