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Ian wrote:It's just Coke. Honest, mum!

Your lifestyle will only result in the lockup Bex.
You know that, don't you?

But she's quite friendly with the guard, I hear.

You misheard.
It was the bear she was er, "friendly" with.

The beard? She needs a beard?

Oh. I misread that.

Ian nearly wrote:She needs to be heard?

She can barely hear what you're saying there Ian, speak up.
Oh! You're feeling a little hoarse.

There's just no answer to that.

I feel a sense of fulfillment about that.


Ian: "It's all your fault Bex.
How could you be so irresponsible as to leave it up to me to write a witty line?"

She misunderstood, she thought it was "twitty line".

Bex: "I'm so sorry to have hurt your feelings like that Ian.
Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?"



Now, if only Ian can hold that thought for another week or so.
Until the 1st of April should do.

I can't keep a thought in my head for an hour.

You too eh?
I guess I'd better console her while you're wondering what day it is then.

It's Friday.


Isn't it?

Every day is Friday, isn't it?

fish wrote:I guess I'd better console her

While I was consoling her she just, sort of, dozed off.
Why do they always do that?

You're asking me?

We must be twins.

Why does my mum stamp her foot on the floor every time she denies this?


Although, are you still using "waxing" or have you moved on to "electrolysis"?
Whatever, it's not working.