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Can't believe that Ian would be so heartless.
Bex: "Deal with him Fish."
Fish: "Yes dear."

But you must admit Bex makes misery look very fetching.

Are you sure that isn't just your own "one eyed" attitude?

I always keep one eye on the, er, girl.

Bex is rather puzzled by the news that, apparently, Santi is her father.

I must admit that's a turn up for the books.

And we'd never have known if we hadn't cunningly tricked Santi into confessing.

Bex is in town for those long awaited DNA tests.

So that's why he's been AWOL the last few days.

And don't think for a moment that his daughter hasn't noticed.

That must be very disappointing, on many levels.

Through a strange quirk of genetics Bex discovers that when she disowned Santi she disowned his DNA as well.

That brought a smile anyway!

He is disconcerted because he does not know if he is a Catalan independentist.

Santi wrote:...does not know...

The good thing about not knowing is that we can attribute whatever opinions we like.
We never have to rely on facts, or truth.


Like, are chips and dips really Bex's favourite food?

I don't get it, but I'm sure it was far funnier before translation.