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My riches amaze even me.

Ian wrote:My riches amaze even me.

Yet strangely you're still too cheap to give Bex a proper petrol allowance.

Damn that patriarchy.

Bex: "Help me Fish!
Ian's forcing me into a life of crime."

Is Ian's evil reign of terror about to end?

Never. I shall rule eternal.

Ian wrote:...I shall rule eternal...

Sorry Bex, I tried.
But you know how obstinate Ian can get.

And there's no point sitting there, looking like an angel.
It never does me any good when I want the slush fund credit card or anything.

The slush fund is rapidly approaching the minuses.

I'll have to send in the auditors.
Last time you were away I had a look and there were $$$$squillions for you to deal with.

On a completely unrelated matter, Bex thinks her life might be more financially viable if she takes on funds management for a few selected clients.
Apparently she already has one Australian client who's proving to be very lucrative.

So that's where it's all going.

Even when Ian was a young whipper-snapper he couldn't resist showing off the slush fund to Bex.
No wonder she stuck around for so long.

Letting her know where I keep it, that was the fatal mistake.

Ian must guard the precious.

That's the same thing that was in Jules' suitcase in Pulp Fiction, you know.

Jules and Vincent share a few idle moments before they retrieve Marsellus Wallace's briefcase.
(from the "other" version of Pulp Fiction )

I'd like to see that version.