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To many, I imagine.

I appear to have spent yesterday stuck behind one of Ian's fridge magnets for some inexplicable reason.

Bex must be so disappointed.

I know the feeling.

Still disappointed.

Again Bex forgets my name.

Now that's a BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

I'm sure she really meant to say "Fish", not "Mish".
And that "a" at the end is just her well known speech problem.
Likewise that "Go" should be heard as "Stay".

I know she really cares.

Seems legit.

I thought so too, but Bex seems to be making a run for it.

Run, Bex, run like the wind!

Ian almost wrote:Break Bex, break like the wind!

Naah Sherdy!
That's just one of Ian's old "fart" jokes.

I think there's some kind of skullduggery going on here.

Ian wrote:...skullduggery...

What a brilliant word.
Ian must be one of the few people left in the world to still use it.


Sherdil is just grateful that Ian didn't remind him of another fart joke, given where Bex is sitting.

I like "methinks" and "whither" too.

Methinks whither is too easily confused with wither.
Quick, whither goest thou before you shrivel and dry?

Bex now thinks Sherdil is a much more intelligent conversationalist than either Ian or Fish.

That wouldn't be difficult.