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Positively angelic.

Thank you.
We are.

Bex looks a tad dubious as to our status as paragons of virtue there.

Ian wrote:... our status ...

I was talking about Bex and me, I don't remember including you in that description.


Bex: "Åw go on Fish. Don't tease Ian like that."
Fish: "*%&#@"

Bex can tease me, I don't mind that....

You know she's much to nice to do that.


Just taken her duty free bag through customs.
Everything above board of course.

That vibrating thing in her bag caused a bit of a kerfuffle, mind...*












* The electric toothbrush, of course. What did you think I meant?

Ian wrote:...What did you think I meant?

Phew!
That's a relief.


Probably just taking a bunch of pensioners for a day out at the circus.

Why pensioners?!

Ian wrote:Why pensioners?!

Because as the full time sole carer of my disabled son I qualify to receive a few measly dollars from the government.
Otherwise they'd have to pay thousands for his institutionalised care.
Therefore I deserve Bex taking me to the circus.


Then Bex can continue her education.
Like a little angel.



Bex: "Fish, you promised me. No school uniform pics."

Good argument.

Doesn't often happen.


No uniform this time Bex.
I just hope your grades are up to the mark.

I won't ask what he'll do if they're not.

Maybe she'll just have to take a few after hours "audio" lessons to catch up.
Perfect little angel that she is.

"You will love fishy... you WILL love fishy..."


I still don't think it'll work.