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Granted, the attention mostly came in the form of restraining orders, but it still counts!

Ian wrote:...but it still counts!..

Ian is the only person I know who has set out to decorate his whole house with restraining orders.
Still, when you're served with so many its cheaper than paint I guess.

Cheer up Bex.
You can even apply for a new restraining order over the phone in special cases.

It's more affordable than wallpaper!

Ian wrote:It's more affordable than wallpaper!

I heard a rumour that Ian now insists all his restraining orders come in 24 x 26 inch poster size.

Preferably with pictures.

fish wrote:I heard a rumour that Ian now insists all his restraining orders come in 24 x 26 inch poster size.

Older people lose their sight and need big letters

And our memories too.
Here's Ian trying to remember where he put his glasses.
He knows he left himself a text so he could find them, but he can't read the text without.....

Oh, you know how it goes.

Bex knows.

I hope he find his glasses. One day he will confuse Bex with Alex.

Blasphemy, snapsie!

Santi wrote:...One day he will confuse Bex with Alex.

And is that an issue Bex should be worried about?..

The moral quandary...

Ian wrote:The moral quandary...

But Bex already knows that Ian has no morals.

There is that.

"You should never laugh with Ian".
Laughing at him is fine, just not with.

Words to live by.