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fish wrote:...We all think Ian's cute...

Someone's heading off to Townsville to find out what they're all talking about.

She'll be lucky to get a plane at the moment.

Ian wrote:She'll be lucky...

Maybe she'd be better off getting a cruise ship out to Aus.


Good thing she called into Duty-Free and stocked up on a bag full of booze to keep her occupied while she waits.
Bex goes through customs, "Nothing to declare!"

"Nothing to declare... but the plague!"

Ian wrote:...plague...

No, no Ian!
You've got it all wrong.
What we're talkin' about here is the "plaque".

You know, the one she got when she won the Guldbagge.

Better than the one I was thinking about that involved a trip to the dentists.

Ian wrote:...a trip to the dentists...

Just step into the waiting room Ian, I'm sure our "dentist" will deal with you very soon.

I am not reassured.

Are you saying you find this face untrustworthy?

Alright, I'll follow you into the bear cage, Agnes...

Ian wrote:Alright...

Very wise decision Ian.
You know Agnes would never lead you astray.

I'm betting my life on it.

So nothing of any real value then, eh?

Better that than my DVD and Blu ray collection, admittedly.

Ian wrote:...my DVD and Blu ray collection...

Aww don't cry Bex. Hopefully Ian has finished showing off now.