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Ian wrote:...I don't know where to start...

But I used the latest "Idiots Guide to English" translation program. What could have gone wrong?

Perhaps I'm the one who should have drank Bex's glass of, errrr, water.

Would they really get away with that in school?

Ian wrote:Would they really get away with that in school?

Been out of school for a long time, haven't you Ian?

This is true.

Bex is all excited now 'cause Alex said she wanted to go to bed.

Fair enough.

"But she never showed.
I can't understand it.
Maybe I need to ask Fish if he would stay over to make sure Alex was looking for the right house."



"I mean, I can't ask Ian because, well, because he's Ian after all."
"Maybe Santi would agree to stay over"

Fish: "First choice is always the best choice Bex."

Agreed.


Alex.

Ian wrote:...Alex...

Oh!
I didn't expect you to climb in that window.

I doubt she'd care which window she climbed in.

Ian wrote:I doubt she'd care...

You may be right, again.

Would you?

Ian wrote:Would you?

Don't call me "Wood Eye" **** **** (Old joke without the punchline. )

Bex never even thought it was funny with the punchline.

My face entirely.

Ian wrote:...My face...

Bex repairs her face after her date with Ian.
You're breaking my heart Bex.