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Mmm, fish and chips...

In a rolled up newspaper from a food stand by the riverbanks?
Fine dining to bring a nice girl like Bex.

Dahls wrote:... a nice girl like Bex...

Bex: "Still hungover. #@%k off".

Classy.

Hungover, eh...
In that case fish and chips would be a excellent choice.

Ian wrote:Classy.

Bex: "Don't push it. I'm awake now.
Thanks for getting me this cold-pack for my headache though"

There's a frigid joke in there somewhere, I'm sure, but I'm damned if I can find it.

Dahls and Ian both wrote:...fish and chips...

Which reminds me of the story about Papa Lion who went out one day to find a meal for his family.
He was not a good hunter and as usual his haul was meager, just one tiny bird and a couple of monkeys.
When he returns home Mama Lion says "Oh no, not finch and chimps again".


Bex is very upset that Fish has stooped to using possibly the second worst joke in the universe.

I don't blame her.

Bex never wrote:... possibly the second worst joke in the universe.

Bex: "Whatever you say Ian. Just protect me in case Fish knows the worst joke too."

Oi, cut it out.
This isn't "smoochie, smoochie" time.

Can't blame him for trying!

Bex tries to explain...
"Fish was telling horrible jokes, and Ian was just there......"

So far Alex hasn't bought it.





Oh, while I think of it, stuff to do tomorrow and on Wednesday they're slicing me open. So I'll probably be missing for a couple of days.

Good luck, fishy. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Ommmm...Sending good vibes Fishwards...Ommmm...

I found this, I don't know if already published

29th June 2015