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Snaps amuses me.

How can you wake up in a cold sweat and a hot fever at the same time?

So, you've become a super cool Johan have you?
And you're going to get it on with both Agnes and Elin?
And you're explaining it to us like you want our sympathy or something?

Not a snowball's chance in hell.


But I do LURVE this dream. I think it should be made into a film.
Now, who can we find to play you?
Me, yippeeeeee.

Seriously it's getting worse. I keep waking up in the middle of the night and half-asleep thinking Agnes is awake next to me, her eyes burrowing into my brain. So Rebecka, if you are reading this (and I know you are) STOP stalking me, and get Agnes to f*ck off out of my life.

Aww, poor snapsie. I wish I had your terrible, terrible problems.

Seriously Snapsie, I can recommend a good shrink for you to go and see. They won't cure you, they'll just reshape your brain a bit so that you start enjoying Agnes' close attentions like the rest of us would.

Finally.
A Rebecka dream I remember.

And I feel angry and cheated.

Somehow I was on a tourist bus in Stockholm and we were being driven around to "famous" people's houses so we could gawk at them. Time came and the driver said we were going to visit Rebecka's house. The only trouble seemed to be he didn't know where it was. We drove up and down streets, round and round in circles, all the while listening to him promise we would soon be there. Never happened. I woke up.

A Rebecka dream without an appearance by Rebecka.

No wonder I've ben grumpy all day.

Bloody bus drivers - can't even get it right in dreams!

I dreamt last night that Rebecka asked me to give her a pie in the face.

Rebecka Fan wrote:I dreamt last night that Rebecka asked me to give her a pie in the face.

That's still way, way better than my dream.

ROFL Kyle!



I'm wondering if there's not something Freudian in there somewhere, mind...

Freudian definitely. Perhaps it was meant to be a face in the pie! As for poor fishy, better luck next time. I wonder if Rebecka has ''fish'' dreams I'll ask her next time Agnes comes round to haunt me

I have a plan....



Next time Snaps dreams about me, (and I know she does ), she can use her hypnotic powers to convince Rebecka to actually make an appearance in my dreams for a change.

Just tell her to stop being such a tease.
C'mon Snapsie, I know you can do it.

And if it works, snaps can out in a good word for me too.

I'll tell Agnes to go pay you visits. She's really very dull. At least I've got her to shut up now by sucking my toes. It's either that or else she drones on incessantly asking you to translate French words.

snaps wrote:I'll tell Agnes to go pay you visits. She's really very dull. At least I've got her to shut up now by sucking my toes.