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Love the first one, it could almost be a reaction to some of our posts.


I studied French for 5 years in high school. I can remember about four numbers and how to say "I am Ian" and that's it.

I had to phone my brother when he was on holiday in France.
Really worked hard on my "Je ne parle pas Française. Parlez vous Anglaise?"
The night porter in Paris answered the phone.
Me:....
Him: "Non."

Took me ten more minutes to get the right room.

And that was after only three years of high school French.
Glad I'm not planning to go to French Polynesia next holiday.


Skylar.




Drinken?
Moi?

Now we didn'y we ever take in any Swedish exchange students that looked like that?

Ian wrote:Now we didn'y we ever take in any Swedish exchange students that looked like that?

And what did you say you did for a living?

Obviously you get a bit tongue tied 'round Alex, eh?

aye con ony concude aye woz pished wen i wote dat.

Alex and I think it's very brave of you sticking with that story.

Alex knows how to reward me for my bravery.

.......

Look, you've upset Alex now. She's gob-smacked at your inuendo.

If I've been naughty. she's always welcome to come give me a spanking.

Alex : "I know something even better."

Dressed for the cold.

She needs someone to keep her warm in that cold country.




(volunteers)

Always thinking about the welfare of others, eh?
So caring of you.


Screencaps from the BTN clips.
All we need now is BTN itself.