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Oh, tis a cunning plan, my lord.

Baldrick wrote:Oh, tis a cunning plan, my lord.

Quite so.


No.
Wait.
Alex.
Hasn't Bex invited you to her birthday party yet?
I'm sure it's in the post.
No need to run away.

Perhaps someone else took it.

Ian wrote:

That explains why it was gone when I got there.

Alex has gone back to Spain, and it's all Ian's fault for stealing her invitation.

"It was worth all the sunbathing"

If Alex was going to wear this to Bex's I'll never forgive Ian.

Nice.

What will Alex do today?
Perhaps some patty cake dancing followed by a bit of lip syncing with Madde will take her mind off Bex's fest.

It would certainly do the trick for me.

Shhh! Don't tell Bex but I think Alex just arrived home.
Maybe she'll make it to Bex's place in time?

Her present's in the bag, clearly.

Ian wrote:Her present's in the bag, clearly.

Or alternatively, in the shorts and blue top.

That would account for the smile.

Wait a minute!
What's going on?
That's not Bex.
Is that a look of mischief on Alex's face?

She's just trolling us now.

Ian wrote:She's just trolling us now.

No wonder we sound like such idiots.
It's not us, it's Alex's fault.


First dip in the Mediterranean with mum's bastard of a dog. .... Back in Sweden now and it's 27°C, and sweating. Feels like still in the Mediterranean.

I'm just glad there's an explanation for it.