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"Blub. Help, Bex. Blub."


It's a good thing Lina the Wonder Dog was close at hand to save the day.
I can't even begin to describe how well she went with the CPR.

And all in time for fashion week too.

Nice puppy.


Nah, that doesn't work, does it?

Ian wrote:...that doesn't &$@%...

Such language.


The detectives want Alex to re-enact her near drowning experience.
Is it just me or does she seem a little too excited at the prospect of Lina the Wonder Dog leaping to her rescue again?

fish wrote:Such language.

"It wasn't me I tells ya.
You know I'd never lie."


Alex Brump tries to avoid questions from the fake media.

It's hard, there's so much of it about these days.

Ian wrote:It's hard...

I'm not convinced that we all needed to know about your personal problems.


Alex has heard about the O'boy shortages so she's now drinking, er, water?

Somehow I don't think Alex even drinks water.

Ian wrote:...I don't think...

Some phrases are golden and should never be tampered with.


Don't get cross with him Alex.
I mean, he said he didn't think.

Thinking always get me in lumber.

fish wrote:Surely someone must be willing to shout you a drink.

Rumour has it that there's another invitation just waiting for you to accept.

Proving my point again there, Alex.

Always best to check the drink supply if you're going to invite Ian around.

Again with passing the buck, ladies.

Ian wrote:...ladies.

Shocked.
I say shocked she is.
Ian's aspersions are causing Alex great distress.

Either that or there's a missing hand somewhere.

Certainly looks like there's something suss going on.