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Bex almost wrote:...dreams of times gone by...

Using the utmost discretion Alex hides on the big yellow boat in an effort to meet up with Bex.



Not often you get to see fluffy slippers with giant platform soles, is it?

I could have lived without ever seeing that.

Ian wrote:I could have lived without ever seeing that.

And your life would have lacked a certain fulfillment.

fish wrote:Can't rely on Ian for anything these days.

Alex is gobsmacked.
She always thought Ian was the dependable one.

Doesn't that basically just mean "boring"?

We were trying to spare your feelings.


I'm having a bit of trouble translating that text highlighted in green.
For some reason my concentration keeps failing me.

I always have that problem.

Alex and I have already sent our compliments to the dressmaker.
And to whoever used the super strong cotton to hold it all together.


Isn't that right?
Alex: "Whatever you say Fish."

Cotton should never be that strong.

Ian wrote:Cotton should never be that strong.

For the first time I find myself in complete agreement with you.


Watch out, Alex is trying to scare us with her "Evil Creature of the Night" character.

I don't know about you, but I'm quaking in my boots.

fish wrote:..."Evil Creature of the Night"...

Nah!
It'll take more than that to scare Ian and me.

We're made of sterner stuff.

OK, mad woman with a knife.
Now's the time for a quick exit I fear.

Now that is a little more alarming.

Ahh!
A nice relaxing swim with Lisa to calm down after that silly knife incident.

I know your summer's over now so I hope the water isn't too chilly for you.