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I never said it displeases me. I'm all for it.

Ian wrote:...I'm all for it...

Have Alex's prayers been answered?

Yes, Alex, I will come to dinner.

Alex: "I'm glad Ian accepted my invitation Fish.
I think he's in the kitchen doing the dishes at the moment."
Fish: "It's such a pity we'll have finished our meal and gone to our room by the time he's done."

Why, is that what's not always supposed to happen?

Ian wrote:Why, is that what's not always supposed to happen?

Åwwwww!
Poor Ian.

According to Alex, "yes", that is what's supposed to happen.

I'll wash her dishes anytime.

Ian wrote:...her dishes...

Just make sure they're done by the time we get home from tennis if you wouldn't mind.

You've never heard that euphemism before though, have you?

Ian wrote:...have you?..

You know I'm too sweet and innocent to understand all the unpleasantness associated with your euphemisms.
Or even your innuendo.
Not to mention..... (oops, I nearly...)

Yes.
That one over there.
It's Ian, being smutty again.

Guilty as charged, ladies.

Ian wrote:Guilty as charged, ladies.

Maybe just a poke in the eye with a burnt stick is enough punishment.
Or, then again.....

Some sort of poke is required, I'm sure.

Ian wrote:Some sort of poke...

Or you could just watch the love grow with Julia T.
One glass of wine and she's not letting go.

Oh my. Get a room.