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Sorry, Alex. Can't swim.

Ian wrote:Sorry, Alex. Can't swim.

Ian shares the warm tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and he says he can't swim.
Oh, crocodiles, sharks, box jellyfish, and a hundred other things in the sea capable of ending your life.
Now I understand.

I guess if Bex went to Lukas Moodysson's "Gösta" premiere it would be strange if Alex didn't go too, eh?



There must be pics somewhere of Bex and Lex together at Gösta but I've yet to find them.

The bloody teases.

fish wrote:...There must be pics somewhere of Bex and Lex together at Gösta...

Oh sure!
Trust Ian to try all his best chat up lines with Alex and thus delay the inevitable Bex/Lex meeting.

"Would you like a Wormdo?"

What's a w.................
After the "wormdo" joke we're unlikely to see Alex ever again.
And it's all Ian's fault.

Alex Incognito.

Most things are my fault. I've accepted it now.

Ian wrote:Most things are my fault.

I notice some people are celebrating your confession.

A tad overenthusiastic, Alex.

Ian wrote:...overenthusiastic...

Alex?
Naaaah!

OTT in general as well.

Did Ian arrange for "Horselover girl" to swim past at just the time Alex was going to give us an explanation for her behaviour?
Could Ian actually be right in suggesting that Alex is a bit OTT?

These and more questions will be answered in the next episode of ....

You know me. I arrange everything.

fish wrote:These and more questions will be answered in the next episode of ....

SOAP!!!!
It's the new series of Soap, after all these years.

Alex auditions for the role of Mary Campbell (who I always thought was incredibly hot)

I preferred Corinne Tate myself.