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Ian wrote:Blimey...

Reminds me of the time Ian gave Alex some swimming lessons.
OR SO HE SAID!

A likely story.

fish wrote:[

all men, always submissive to women

Santi wrote:...always submissive to women...

That's just the way it should be.


See what happens when Alex uses "Super Sudsy Soap" to wash that top she's wearing?
Hope she doesn't get caught in a shower of rain.

I foresee foam. Lots and lots of foam.

Ian wrote:...Lots and lots of foam...

The good thing about foam is that it can hide lots and lots of extra people.

That can be a good thing... or a very bad thing.

Ian wrote:...good thing...bad thing...

Well, the application of some strategically placed foam would probably do more good than harm here.
Call for volunteers?

I'd want more than foam in some instances.

Ian wrote:...in some instances...

A faux leopard snuggle-rug....
A Valentino smacking belt....
Huge bovver-boots....
And a couple of glasses of chardonnay on the floor....

I think Alex may have more than foam on her mind too.

Leopard hunting?

Ian wrote:Leopard hunting?

Well, there goes Ian's invitation.

Time for some baby pics with this pair of beauties.
So who's playing the role of Mufasa?

Jar Jar Binks?

Jar Jar Binks was pretty good lookin', but not quite in the same class.

Kid looks very alarmed there.