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Ian wrote:...I'm not paranoid...

Doesn't mean for a moment that we're not out to get you.
Especially when you buy a "Pizza Tray" hat for Alex to wear.

Alex: I'll have the Meat Lovers.

Ooh Err!
I can see Alex will have to keep an eye on young Ken.

Alex, like me, can never resist a bit of Ken.

How many days have I missed?
I think I must have been abducted by aliens or something.

Gee. I hope I wasn't "probed".


I only set out to see if I could find a few missing pairs of Alex's glasses.
Turns out Florens was the culprit.
She was testing them for flavour apparently.

Just the one.

fish wrote:How many days have I missed?


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Just the one, as Joan Sims might say.

Ian wrote:Just the one...

Alex has more pairs of glasses than she can poke a stick at.
Tries to blame Flo for most of them.
She's right, she should be more strict, but with Florens or herself?

She pulls them off well though, it has to be said.

Ian wrote:...it has to be said...

Probably best if it had gone without saying though.



"or is this how you meet parenting?"
I said it should have gone without saying, didn't I?

Always say what you think. Especially in mixed company.

I remember the last time I tried that.



Sorry beautiful.
Not even a bit like Freddie Mercury's glasses.

Are you calling her a queen?

Ian wrote:Are you calling her a queen?

My queen.

Dark glasses in winter when Florence should really be having her hair brushed.
Tut, tut.

But does she wear them at night?

Cause that's really weird.

Ian wrote:...that's really weird...

Like teaching an "ass" joke to Florens already?