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Ian wrote:A kiss?

Errrr.
Almost a kiss.

Facemask on, now she's ready to meet Ian.

But what if she sneezes?


Ewww.

to avoid some guys from the disco

fish wrote:

Ian wrote:...Ewww...

"That'll be 2 bottles of bleach, a bottle of hand sanitiser, a packet of microfibre cleaning cloths, and, and.
Oh fuck it. I'll just have a new face mask please.
Ian! Pay the man."

I left it at home.

Ian wrote:I left it at home...

I hope you don't expect me to pay for it.
All I have is that stolen Forum Slush Fund Credit Card which you used to guard so carefully.


OMG is it Mothers' Day again?
Alex has just reposted this pre-Florens pic.

So that's where my Mother's Day money went...

Ian wrote:So that's where my Mother's Day money went...

So that's where my basketball went...

Demi Moore, move over.

Ian wrote:...move over...

The selfie queens are on the scene.

Addicted to social media already.

Absolutely no doubt about it.

He's probably reading the forum.

Ian wrote:He's...

She!
Florens threatens Mum with the old "fingers up the nose" punishment unless Ian starts correctly referring to her as "SHE".

I'll get it right eventually. Maybe.