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Ian wrote:Of course, the other problem is, if Bex or Alex or Pauline DID turn up here, would we actually believe it was them?

Well, a whois search on the IP address to verify the country/city of origin might help authenticate...

Ian wrote:And if it was, many of us would probably be rather embarrassed. No Rebecka, I didn't really mean that joke about licking your earlobe that time...

I could just possibly be a little em-bare-assed about the occasional slightly tipsy bout of gushing praise...but these are all people who's business it is [or was, anyway ] to touch you deeply, so they might well have a different take on it.

I hope.

Hey, Andy! Good to see you!

Oh. Damn.

Sorry...

My 900th post is a cock-up; the DMt. shit factor strikes again

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If I had a free hand [and a LARGE budget] to produce a music video,
I'd do this lost John Cooper Clarke poem - it'd be well scary, topical too;
l'Acquart as the lead, JCC recites [rather than half-sings], Celine S directs, Crystel F as DP...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYzvVRffuPw

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SKIP THE ROADBLOCK, HERE SHE COMES

GET A LOAD O' THE PRETTY BLUE GUNS

ANY SLICK TRICK UNDER THE SUN

SHE'LL DO IT IF IT ISN'T DONE


SHE MADE ARRANGEMENTS BUT SHE COULDN'T COME

SHE DRESSES LIKE A SECRETARY, LIVES LIKE A NUN

YOUR CRIME IS THE RADIANT PASSION

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

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COOL KILLER - TOP OF THE CLASS

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHATTERPROOF GLASS

WORKS FAST AS THE CAMERAS FLASH

CYANIDE CIGARETTES AND CS GAS


BLOODY HELL - SHE DIDN'T BAT AN EYELASH

SHE'S WORKING FOR THE PERISHING MASS

THE BREADLINE'S BACK IN FASHION

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

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THE RAIN FELL DOWN ON THE BIG PARADE

MESSED UP THE MOTORCADE - MUCKED UP THE MASQUERADE

SECRET WEAPONS BECOME DISPLAYED

IN THE HANDS OF HALF A DOZEN AIDES


JUST FOUR MEN AND A COUPLE OF GAY BLADES

SHANTUNG SUITS, SHATTERPROOF SHADES

KICK ANYBODY WHO HAPPENS TO BE PASSIN'

ANYBODY BUT THE NEW ASSASSIN

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ONE LINK IN A HUMAN CHAIN

IN THE CITY WHERE IT ALWAYS RAINS

NO PROFIT OR PERSONAL GAIN

ARE THE SILENT RULES IN A LONESOME GAME


ONE FACE IN A PURPLE FRAME

A BLACK BORDER ROUND THE NAME

CHALK MARKS AROUND A BLOOD STAIN

A THIN BLUE LINE, RED LIGHT FLASHIN'

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

WHAT TIME DID YOU SEE IT HAPPEN

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

NO TIME TO STAND THERE GASSIN'

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ASSASSIN

DMt. wrote:... it'd be well scary...

Got that right.

Nearly as scary as "Ian and the earlobes". Not sure how Bex, sorry, my mistake, "Snaps" will react to that one.


Not happy with the "new" profile pic, she went and changed it again.



Yum.

DMt. wrote:

Ian wrote:Of course, the other problem is, if Bex or Alex or Pauline DID turn up here, would we actually believe it was them?

Well, a whois search on the IP address to verify the country/city of origin might help authenticate...

I love that you actually think I'd know how to do that. So sweet faith.

Check it out - if I could do it, anyone can, believe me...

fish wrote:

DMt. wrote:Not happy with the "new" profile pic, she went and changed it again.

L'Acquart, Queen of Sorrows...?

Noooooooo...

Maybe we need to have a "Find the smiling pic" contest.
Not many entries for that one.
Sadly

OK, I'll start;

Nice.
Lots of lovely little moments in "Private Lily" aren't there?



Best I can do ATM is this one.
(I'm kinda sure it's a smile. )

Whatever Moriarty and Damian Odoul were up to in getting Pauline to go topless, I think she had an agenda of her own...some day I will slomo-loop the bit where she's standing there naked, evidently rather chilly, looking at the camera with camouflage all over her face and an expression like,

"See? Proper grown-up tits. OK? Satisfied now...?"

And yes... It's a Capricorn-first-house Upside-Down-Smile [tm]

[Although I now favour late Sagittarius, around the Galactic Centre degree, for l'Acquart's actual Ascendant point, with Uranus & Neptune a bit further on in Cap...oh, for the true birth time ]



13k, and counting...

DMt. wrote:..."See? Proper grown-up tits. OK? Satisfied now...?"

You just had to know she couldn't keep a straight face after reading that.

One can but hope...

She's very pretty when she smiles.
Wish we could see it more often.

Oh, I don't know so much...they've been there all along. L'Acquart is just too damn good at projecting melancholy, I think... [= I hope!]

Fish wrote:She's very pretty when she smiles.

I'm bound to agree, and of course I wish her every happiness; but she's also uniquely beautiful in general, I'd say, ie happy or not.