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Ian wrote:... Keeps you on your guard.

Don't forget, Emma is keeping an eye on you.

Nice one.

She can keep as close an eye on me as she likes.

So there!

She's quite right, of course.


But that haircut was the work of the Devil.

With that haircut, she looks like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.
So in that case, you're absolutely right about "work of the devil"

"Fish, how did you get this number?!"

Ian wrote:"Fish, how did you get this number?!"...

Well!
You remember a guy named Rupert who used to have a little newspaper over there?
One or two people who w*rked for him are looking to earn a quid nowadays, and one of them comes up to me and says "Have I got a deal for you."


Sorry.

You really should cut loose your dubious acquaintances.
They're up to no good.

I agree, he should. Once he's passed that number over to me, of course.



(twiddles thumbs)

And you say the bank transfer will be here any day now?

50,000 Krugerrand in gold, wasn't it?

Don't let him palm you off with that banker's fiat money, fishie - it's just numbers in computers, man...

Emma rushes to stop Fish selling her number to undesirables.
She's sure she has a better offer.

Awww:

Emma Watson has signed to star in the new thriller Regression from director Alejandro Amenabar. Ethan Hawke stars as a man who is accused of abusing his daughter, and despite having no memory of it, admits guilt, only to then have a psychologist help him "remember" his crimes and also implicate a police officer. Suddenly other locals begin "remembering" similar abuse and the press whips up Satanic cult hysteria. Presumably Emma would be playing the daughter. Sounds creepy. Actually it sounds like that infamous case in the States in the 90s, where the FBI had to investigate all these cases of Satanic cult abuse, only to find no evidence of so much as one real Satanic cult, just mass hysteria. Could be good.

Doesn't sound like a happy film. Probably not a lot of smiles from Emma.
Not a favourite topic, but I hope it goes well for her.