NO, NOT Alexandra, NOT Rebecka. Shock, horror!

[snaps]

I'm so f**************g sick of spending hours trawling the interweb in search of pics, blogs, news items etc I thought it might be at least of interest to post what crap your ''wild goose chases'' produced.

I'll kick off. Yes I know it's hard to believe, but this is NOT Rebecka: Yes take it from me. I am not holding out on you, I have personal assurances, that despite the evidence of what your eyes tell you ... This is NOT Rebecka!

[Juule]

[snaps]

Yes, I know Juule. It's a shock to the system. Take a stress pill. Relax. Deep breaths.

The sensible criteria of ''It's dark outside: it lives, it moves, it's warm, wet and willing.'' become of less significance the further south of the Arctic Circle you move.

[Ian]

[fish]

I'm so f**************g sick of spending hours trawling the interweb in search of pics, blogs, news items etc I thought it might be at least of interest to post what crap your ''wild goose chases'' produced...

So there I was with a touch of inspiration for a change.
Alex was at the Lady Warhol event, loads of cameras on hand, so I thought why not just search for "Lady Warhol" and see if any gems appear.
How naive.

Something in excess of 100,000 pics.
I narrowed it down to "*.se" for the domain, still around 17,000 pics.

Then I noticed a trend.

Dear old Google. The sweet old thing. Thought it would make things easy for me. It obviously knew what I really wanted. I mean, I obviously made a typo. About 75% were fucking pics of fucking Lady fucking Gaga.

Not that I was upset or anything, mind.

[Ian]