Rebecka Pics (3)

[fish]

...Is there something you'd like to share with the group, fishy?

Nooooo.

Maybe I need a little spiritual guidance.
Or maybe the old "I'm going to join a nunnery" trick is being used here.



True story.
Back when I had to w*rk for a living I had to interview a prisoner who wanted to dob in someone in my field of expertise.
I went to prison for the interview.

It's a seriously ugly place and I never want to go back there again.

[Ian]

True story.
.
I went to prison

I knew it!

[Ian]

True story.
.
I went to prison

I knew it!

[fish]

Shhhhhh!
No need to say it twice.

Bex: "I'm on my way to visit you Fish."

[Ian]

Sadly, conjugal visits are not allowed in fish's prison.

[DMt.]

Please, what is 'to dob in...' ?

[Dahls]

Sounds like something classified in the line of Fish's mystery business.
I'm afraid to ask...


You should have interviewd someone in a norwegian prison instead.
They're apparently like hotels, and I've even heard you can receive unemployment benefit while serving your sentence.
Retirement homes on the other hand, or more like the traditional prison..

[fish]

"to dob someone in is to inform on them to authority"
I hadn't for a moment thought that it was just an Australian slang expression.

...a norwegian prison...

This one was all concrete and steel.
Not a plant or a lawn anywhere.
Hard, hard, hard, and very ugly.




Bex: "Oh Fish. Why are they treating you like an animal?"

[Ian]

"I crapped in the kitchen overnight again."

[fish]

Probably one of your least appealing confessions there Ian.



Bex: "Now Fish, what did Ian mean about no "conjugal visits"?"

[Ian]

"I think he meant that Little fish is going to be on bread and water for the next few years."

[fish]

Bex: "This is not making me happy, y'know."

[Ian]

"Cheer up, Bex, Ian's not behind bars."

[fish]

..."Ian's not behind bars."...

Strangely enough Bex feels a sudden need to get into the cage.

[Ian]

I've never heard it called that before.