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by **fish** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:47 am

Bex would like to apologise to us all. :oops:

She now realises that it was her job to hang that sign around Ian's neck reminding him to get his arse into gear and actually be here.

by **Ian** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:16 am

Did I lose a day again?c :shock:

Oh dear. Maybe I should look behind the fridge.

by **fish** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 5:38 am

Ian wrote:...Maybe I should look behind the fridge.

Good choice.
That's where I find all my missing pens and keys and stuff. :oops:

Bex thinks she may have to email Ian every day, just to make sure he's awake.

Fish thinks that's just part of Ian's evil plan. :evil:

by **Ian** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:23 am

A cunning plan to even put Baldrick's to shame.

by **fish** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:17 am

A very cunning plan.
Use your Tardis to go back and fix all the mistakes you've ever made in your life.

How long did you say you'd need? :shock:

A new junior assistant companion ready for Tardis duties. *:)*

by **Ian** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:04 am

Aww.

I might need the Delorean too.

by **fish** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:47 am

You'll have to make do with Sherdil I'm afraid.

by **Ian** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:42 am

A time travelling horse? Someone call Hollywood, it's a new idea! :shock:

by **fish** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:41 am

Ian wrote:...Someone call Hollywood...

Wasn't the "time traveling horse" in "The Girl in the Fireplace" episode of Doctor Who?
So, strictly speaking, it's already been done.

Bex can't believe that Fish is such a pedant.

by **Ian** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:33 am

I don't think the horse was the method of time travel, though.

(no one can out pedant me

)

by **fish** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:05 am

Ian wrote:(no one can out pedant me )

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy. _O_

Bex: "Just ignore him Sherd. He knows not of what he speaks."

by **Ian** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:08 am

Did I ever tell you about my uncanny ability to shapeshift into a horse?

:shock:

by **fish** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:08 am

Ian wrote:Did I ever tell you...

So what happened Bex?
Why the sudden urge to have a shower and a complete change of clothes. :shock:

Oh!
Ian again, eh?

by **Ian** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:05 am

Again, I have that effect on all women.

by **fish** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:40 am

Ian wrote:Again, I have that effect on all women.

Bex even went on TV and tried not to agree with Ian.

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