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by **fish** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:12 am

Bex complains to the Forum Administrator because she feels Ian is picking on Fish too much.

by **Ian** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:18 pm

"Hello, this is Nicole from the Australian Broadband Network..."

:roll:

by **fish** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:32 am

Ian wrote:Nicole

Have you ever noticed the remarkable similarity between Nicole's and Gupta's voices?
I wonder if they've all got the same speech coach.

Bex taught me this witty retort. "@#!* %$^+". :shock:

by **Ian** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:56 am

You never see them in the same place together at the same time either. :shock:

by **fish** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:28 am

Ian wrote:...same place together...

Damn!
Bex has other witty retorts she wanted to show us too.
In different languages no less. *:)*

žûôñ..... I love that one. :roll:

by **Ian** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:50 am

They're always better when the other person doesn't even understand them.

by **fish** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:32 pm

Ian wrote:...the other person...

Bex always claims she doesn't understand me.

I don't understand how that could be.

by **Ian** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:44 am

Probably the accent.

by **fish** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:56 pm

Yes, that must be it.
Poor woman looks so confused.
So confu......

Sorry, what was I saying?

by **Ian** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:37 am

"Look into my eyes," she said. Next thing I knew, it was next year... :shock:

by **fish** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:20 am

Ian wrote:...Next thing I knew...

I had this woman in a riding hat sitting on my back.
The worst bit was when she used the whip. :shock:

by **Ian** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:48 am

If that was the worst bit... :)P

by **fish** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:49 am

Ian wrote:...the worst bit...

Ian is an evil, lustful person.
Of course, Mally means that in the nicest possible way. O-)

"Längtans Blåa Blomma - Mally Marelius"

by **Ian** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:50 am

You're the one bringing up the whips, fishy.

by **fish** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:33 am

Ian wrote:You're the one bringing up the whips...

Naah! I'm sure that was Mally, or "Mistress Lash" as they call her in church. :)P

Mally assures her family that "of course" she's still a virgin. O-)

Papa looks convinced.

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