Alexandra Pictures (4)

[fish]

Meoww.

Every time my cat acts like this all it wants is a nice rub on the tummy.
Hmmmm, I wonder.

[Ian]

Fish just wants me to make a "nice pussy" joke again.

I utterly refuse.

[fish]

..."nice pussy"...

Heaven forfend.


Who are all these people?

[Ian]

You got me.

[fish]

...Who are all these people?..

And this one?
Is this Ian?


"What's she doing behind my back?
Is she making rude signals?
Why is she hassling me?
Do I even know her?
Help me please, someone."

[Ian]

I wish she would come and hassle me like that.

[fish]

Yeah. I'd see that as a plus, too.


Beautiful scenery.
The waterfall and the rocks and the pool are nice too, I guess.

[Ian]

Can I be stranded there please?

[fish]

Well I don't know, you might have to share.



You will no doubt notice that Hedda is taking a selfie here, and that this isn't it.
I'm looking, I'm looking.

[Ian]

I could live with that.

[fish]

Yeah but why did you ever think the old "cream pie in the face" trick would enhance your standing with Alex?

[Ian]

My practical joke doesn't seem to have gone down too well.

[fish]

In the meantime you've left Alex waiting for a volunteer to help with the cleanup.

[Ian]

Alex is just hoping it is cream pie.







Yes, I went there.

[fish]

Yes, I went there.

Alex and I are both too sweet and innocent to even imagine you'd sink to those depths.

What are we going to do with him?