Alexandra Pictures (4)

[fish]

Well, obviously.

But sometimes you have to keep the kids occupied while you have your "Date Night".



Now, where was I?

[Ian]

He certainly seems tickled hearing about Agnes and Elin.

[fish]

He...

Alex wonders exactly what it will take for Ian to acknowledge that Florens is a girl.

[Ian]

It's so hard to tell these days.

[fish]

...these days...

Did you ever think this might explain where your life is going wrong?

Alex removes Ian's contact details from her phone.

[Ian]

I didn't even know she had them!
What, was it her making those obscene phone calls?!?!

[fish]

...was it her making those obscene phone calls...

Elin gets sprung.

[Ian]

Yeah, but I doubt Agnes minds too much.

[fish]

Somewhere in the screenplay I'm sure Elin gets to chastise Agnes.

[Ian]

"Next time say those things in person, not over the phone!"

[fish]

...in person, not over the phone!..

Entering day 200 of the Fucking Åmål book reading Alex realises she's been ad-libbing it since day 3.

[Ian]

But has anyone else noticed?

[fish]

...has anyone else noticed?..

Most are too distracted by Florens' messy hair.



Too late to excuse it by claiming to be too "tired and emotional" to brush it.
We all know what that's shorthand for.

[Ian]

"It's just a headache..."

[fish]

Alex can see that there's only one way out of this, she has to explain her feelings to Bex and just hope Bex chooses her over Ian.
What are the odds?