Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

[DMt.]

Dahls' line about 'a whole storage room full of envy' springs immediately to mind...

L'Acquart looking very fresh and naturelle there, smiling, hair blowing in the breeze.

[DMt.]

Thread views turned 29k about 11pm on the 13th...a tad less than six days later, and already another 400 views. I think I'll check in again before bedtime...at this rate the 30k is only, umm, er... [400views/5.7 days=70 views/day, 600/70 =8.57]...a little over a week away! - and 30,000 views in 18 months averages about 20k a year, no? Not bad for a niche forum with only a handful of regular posters. OR for a determinedly low-profile Acquart.



Damn... I knew I should've saved up that montage for her birthday! It's still a month away though, a lot can happen in a month.

[fish]

... a lot can happen in a month.

The way things are going we could be well on the way to 40,000 by then.
I think I'll have to find inspiration and come up with some special birthday gift (to us) too.

And, is there an algebraic equivalent for "[400views/5.7 days=70 views/day, 600/70 =8.57]"? You know, for extrapolations.



And no.
The blue is my sneaky signal to show I'm quoting someone else.

[DMt.]

...is there an algebraic equivalent for "[400views/5.7 days=70 views/day, 600/70 =8.57]"? You know, for extrapolations.

There may very well be, but alas, when anyone utters the term 'algebraic', my brain immediately turns into cold porridge. It does look like the 30k will be here sooner than my inelegant [not to say 'dog-rough'] calculations would seem to indicate...for a while there, the average views/day was about 50, but since the 29k it's more like, er, umm...[starts Windoze calc, enters '500/6.5']...77!

Who are all these people? And why do they never post anything?

The way things are going we could be well on the way to 40,000 by then.

Someone call artmedia and tell them to get the champagne out...! [ - and then drink it all themselves ]

[Actually, IF the current trend holds, by PAB's birthday on the 18th the views will be around 32k, but since they appear to be increasing...I actually have no idea... ]

[Dahls]

Who are all these people?

Curious bystanders perhaps?
Here eighter because PAB is such an enchanting lady with a promising acting career, or because we're all so damn interesting.
Or maybe both.

[DMt.]

I think you've got it, Dahls...but which could it possibly be?

[fish]

I think you've got it, Dahls...

But I'm sure a course of antibiotics will help get rid of it.


Perhaps they're just looking up to us as some kind of font of relevant information.
How misguided.

[Ian]

It's the US government keeping tabs on us.


Hello there, men in black!

[DMt.]

Yeah, must be; 5,000 Langdale spooks with nothing better to do, goofing off on our BourkaPix

Well, OK, fishy's BourkaPix...and don't think they're not noticing the re-posts, either...

[Dahls]

Yes, all the goverment surveillance going on latley, I had a feeling it was us they're really after.

Wish I never read George Wells' '1984'.

[fish]

Remember that red blotch on Bourka's finger?
It seems to have turned black now.
Gone septic I shouldn't wonder.

Has to be the w*rk of spooks if you ask me.

[DMt.]

Well, in the right mood La Reine Acquart can be pretty damn spooky herself.

[fish]

Very spooky.
Gone from the black spot to total abstinence. (almost).

Help. I need inspiration.

[Ian]

What IS going on in that one?!

[DMt.]

She's having her heart broken, after Floriane's faithless kiss and casual departure back to the party.