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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby fish » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:47 am

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Heh heh heh...


Did she just "go the grope" there? :shock: :P :lol:
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:25 pm

NO fish BAD fish [etc...]

I'm fairly sure that was a tickle or poke in the ribs, presumably at some sliiightly Twiglet-BS remark by Ashley.

I'd like to see the ComicCon vid it's from, for context.
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:46 pm

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Derived from the Mario Testino Vogue photo-shoot, apparently.

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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby fish » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:32 am

DMt. wrote:NO fish BAD fish [etc...]...

So awfully embarrassed. :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:33 pm

Well if you're em-bare-assed, which for some strange reason I rather doubt, the entire L Chat contingent should be blushing bright red - they are so desperate for her to be gay [or bi as a poor second]!

I go there for pics and news, and because compared to the nauseatingly arse-kissing 'stan sites' [don't even ask about the 10x more nauseating hater sites :r ] the standard of discourse is [mostly] pretty adult and [affectionately] objective. I do get creeped out by their ready acceptance of papparazzi pics, though; they seem to see them as fair game, but I find it stalkerish, intrusive and, well, creepy.
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby fish » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:42 am

DMt. wrote:...their ready acceptance of papparazzi pics...

I think there are two types of Pap.
Those standing by the red carpet and providing mostly good publicity for the glitterati, and those stalking the gutters waiting for a "notable" to fall from grace.
Good Pap V Bad Pap. O-) V :twisted:

Make that three types.
There's also a very large grey area in between.
As long as they respect the wishes of the subject I don't have a great problem with them.
It's just that sometimes, (often), the boundary lines are drawn by the Pap, and not their subject. :r

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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:41 am

The Face That Launched A Thousand 'Ships... :mrgreen:

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Was this the face that launch'd a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.
Her lips suck forth my soul: see where it flies!
Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.
Here will I dwell, for heaven is in these lips,
And all is dross that is not Helena.
I will be Paris, and for love of thee,
Instead of Troy, shall Wittenberg be sack'd;
And I will combat with weak Menelaus,
And wear thy colours on my plumed crest;
Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel,
And then return to Helen for a kiss.
O, thou art fairer than the evening air
Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars;
Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter
When he appear'd to hapless Semele;
More lovely than the monarch of the sky
In wanton Arethusa's azur'd arms;
And none but thou shalt be my paramour!
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:02 pm

Much jubilation [shared by me] at KS' evident re-ascendancy post The Great Scandal [tm] - three movies out next year [including at Sundance and Cannes], renewed Balenciaga contract as above pic, new Face of Chanel/darling of the fashion world...[haters and trolls choking on their own bile]...you go, babygirl! KS makes it rain!

All you need to do now is a movie with Acquart...well, maybe a record too... :mrgreen:
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby fish » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:43 am

DMt. wrote:...All you need to do now is a movie with Acquart...

Hey, if that happens we might even get a dvd release. *:)* :P :lol:

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Very "classical" the poem.
Nice one. ^O^
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:20 pm

It's from Marlowe's 'Doctor Faustus', where the Devil introduces him to Helen of Troy...it would seem.
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:53 pm

"Awwww...thank you, man..."

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I wonder how many adoring people KS has hugged in her life? I suspect the figure is in the thousands, at the very least.
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:14 pm

K: I love the way your hair smells.

D: You're pretty fucking gorgeous yourself, babygirl, but listen, there's all these people watching, right now...

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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:37 pm

Tiny Kristen;

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Yeah, Kota's wearing monster heels, but still.
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby fish » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:31 am

DMt. wrote:...Kota's wearing monster heels, but still.

Love tiny women.
And tall ones.
And those in the middle.

WTF am I trying to say here? Image



BTW, that looks very much like an "Astro" skirt that Dakota's wearing. Great tribute to Lex, eh? :P :lol:
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Re: Uh, Kristen Stewart

Postby DMt. » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:30 pm

Maybe it's Charlize, you know, I don't think the height difference is that great with D&K even with heels vs. flats.

Sounds like you're trying to say you love women in general; by far the best default position, I feel.
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