Uh, Kristen Stewart

[DMt.]

...someone described Kristen’s unique blend of stardom and awkwardness as being

"like watching a unicorn walk through a screen door."

[fish]

..."like watching a unicorn walk through a screen door."

Armed with a chain saw?

[DMt.]

Yeow! Dangerootie!!

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Badass expression; check
Glammed-up chainsaw; check
Major swagger; check
Hot frock; check
Mucky pumps; check

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Brylcreem and a suit; check



Heh heh heh...

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Fan finally gets to meet KS after 6 years [plus a couple of days waiting around in the cold], gets a pic and her mag autographed -
at the sanctified Sharpie;



https://twitter.com/rk_believe/status/447155264593346560

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KS and brother Cam - the sidey hair thing already well established at 15;



From a Vogue shoot by Bruce Weber.

[fish]

"Other" sidey hair.
Left, right, whichever way the wind blows I guess.

[ArcticMonkeys]

ah Kristen Stewart, she's really a love her or hate her type of actress ain't she. Doing the Twilight films didn't help (well in her bank balance it most certainly did). I can't deny she's got that look that I love in my woman, that indie rocky type girl and she is beautiful, As a actress she's not leading woman material for me, I always think she'd be better as the spunky sidekick to the leading lady type . She doesn't seem comfortable to me playing the romantic lead or any lead for that matter. I loved Adventure land and I thought she was bearable in that. Into The wild was another good film she was in plus I thought she was fine in The Runaways and on the Road (she got her kit off, so all was good). Unless she has a Scarlett Johansson type career boost, mixing top commercial fair (the Avenagers/Captain America) and highly acclaimed indies (Under the Skin, Don Juan, Her) I think she be forever known for a poor Franchise.

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[fish]

Not happy, I think?

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Anyway...Kristen Stewart is 24 today. Here she is on the red carpet, with a stunning lace onesie and a twinkly uh, well...



Happy birthday kiddo!

[fish]

Not exactly the kind of outfit you wear down to the shops but it does have a certain charm.

Happy birthday Kristen.

[DMt.]

I think it was Liverpool girls who first started going down to the shops in their pyjamas.

I was so proud of them when I heard.

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I find this quite a scary pic of KS, the cold intensity and fixity of her gaze, the rigid posture bristling with tension, the clenched hands. If she were a box, it would be ticking.

[fish]

Yes, that's a very intense look, isn't it?