What Made You Smile Today?

[fish]

...''Patient swallows Swedish dentist's drill bit''

What was supposed to be a routine dental cleaning spiraled out of control for a patient in central Sweden when the end of the dentist's tool came loose.

Articles like this set a pretty high standard there Ian.
Are you sure you're up to it?

Where am I likely to find these articles. I might have to start buying papers again so I can give everyone an unbiased view of how you go.

Oh, by the way, great stuff, well done.

[Ian]

I never usually know (or am not supposed to know and not supposed to say if I do sometimes).

Though, given that the site has been shut down about eight months now, I can probably confess... Remember that Show Me Lovers Reunite article you found, fishy?

That was mine.

[fish]

I liked that article, it had some class.

Good stuff.

Congratulations on the gig.



'Having sex with scantily-clad women in make-up is not a crime'
The Local: 12 Jan 11



Is this one yours too?

[snaps]

I liked that article, it had some class.

Good stuff.

Congratulations on the gig.



'Having sex with scantily-clad women in make-up is not a crime'
The Local: 12 Jan 11



Is this one yours too?

I think Ian's first investigative writing gig should be to be flown to Sweden, all expenses paid , to test out this claim.

[Ian]

No, I deny everything on that one!

[fish]

Ian gave the "toe tap" to another bunch of spammers today.

[Ian]

I'm always terribly amused by actors well known in certain roles turning up in things when they play against former co-stars. Examples include Christopher Lloyd's guest turn in Spin City (with Fox) and Buffy's Charisma Carpenter and Alyson Hannigan (who had appeared in separate eps before) coming face to face in Veronica Mars.

There's usually some kind of self-consciousness in them, though, and there wasn't in the one I spotted the other night in Fringe. I barely even recognised her to begin with, but it was nonetheless terribly amusing to see lead actor Joshua Jackson (formerly Pacey in Dawson's Creek) interacting with guest star Mary Beth Peil (aka Jen's grandmother in Dawson's Creek)!

The fact that there was no self-consciousness to it just made it extra bizarre and amusing.

[fish]

Of course the only reason I watch "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" is on the off chance of a certain Doctor becoming one of Belle/Hannah's clients.




Yeah. That's the only reason.

[Ian]

[Rebecka Fan]

Eating a very yummy tuna sandwhich. It was just sooo extra yummy today.

[fish]

Must have been a very special tuna sandwich.


Er.
Haven't tuna sandwiches been linked to unexpected pregnancies?
Just askin' is all.



Someone sent me a weather map.



Stupid, some people. Just plain stupid.

[Ian]

Yeah, that about sums it up, don't it?

[snaps]

Yay!! I've had an email from the Editor at theLocal.se.

My blog has been officially upgraded from ''Reader blog'' to ''The Local's blogs''. Recognition and approval. Not bad after a month's posting!

You may grovel and kiss my boots! His tech staff still haven't uploaded my pic which means I still trail after all the other writers (they are displayed in order of last posting) but he has assured me it wil be done soon. I'm having to rejig my formatting as my articles now get embedded direct into the newspaper format. To the rest of the ''Reader blog'' writers, now that I am a Goddess, I offer my sincerest best wishes I assure you this promotion will not go to my head.

Any chance you can do a screencap of http://www.thelocal.se/blogs/zalarusse/ for me fishy, and post it on here so I can lift it and put it on my Faecesbook account [take that you biatches! ]

I shall have to write sensible things now Feck! I'll be getting me own office at Gjörwellsgatan 28 before much longer!

[Ian]

Excellent news, snapsie. Congratulations.

[fish]

...Any chance you can do a screencap of http://www.thelocal.se/blogs/zalarusse/ for me fishy, and post it on here so I can lift it and put it on my Faecesbook account ...

Hope these give you what you're after.
Congratulations.

But as for "I shall have to write sensible things now".
I guess it could happen.