What Made You Smile Today?

[fish]

...Kryten especially hasn't changed a bit.

Kryten must be due for an oil change and a 10,000 mile service and tyre change on his rubbery lips though!

I heard he needed a complete rebore of his groinal socket.
Enough to bring tears to your eyes.

[Ian]

Getting paid for the 3 articles I wrote last week, even though I hadn't been told they'd accepted the last 2 yet!

[Ian]

Finding a 1990 Neighbours promo on YT with a certain someone in it.

Hey, it's not that sad, it's not like I was LOOKING for it.















I was looking for X Files promos.

Oh dear...

[snaps]

Errr..... was it Scott Robinson? It's OK cody, you don't need to make excuses. You're with friends here Feel free to explore the feminine side of your nature, we know it's just another facet of your diamond personality Just don't overdo it on the fake blonde spray under the thermonuclear heat hair dryer, or else your hair will fall out and you'll end up looking like <<< who for legal reasons I can't name I have in mind here but it ain't Kylie>>>. I bet if I was a person who for legal reasons I can't name I would seriously be in envy of Kylie's butt. Ima guessin she didn't do too much horse riding when she was younger. Excluding present company most horse girlies have butt's the size of Australia , but at least it's all toned muscle and no flab As a general guide, if she has dimples in her cheeks she has ... errr, dimples in her cheeks

[Ian]

Errr..... was it Scott Robinson? :

Er, no.

[fish]

In case you're looking for a book, but you're not that fussy if you find the right one, here's a little bookstore you might like to visit.

[snaps]

Is that in-between the Hung Low Laundry and the Wan King restaurant?

[fish]

Oh, so you already know the place then?

What are you doing awake at this time of the morning? Going home or something?

[snaps]

I'm always up and about this early. Sadly, horses don't take weekends off

[Ian]

That's brilliant, fish!

[snaps]

This is a link to an article about a talking sheep called Frank who is a spokessheep for Tele2, in Sweden. I wasted five minutes of my life trying to understand what this is all about, I don't see why you shouldn't suffer too.

http://www.dagensmedia.se/nyheter/kampanjer/article82891.ece

[fish]

I must have a slower connection.
It cost me six minutes.

You must promise never to show this clip to Moa or she'll want a raise. All this talk about 9 figure salaries. Frank didn't even mention a missing decimal point. Sounds like a writer's income to me.

[Ian]

Watching a 1989 episode of The Bill and seeing none other than Billy Murray (who played the deeply corrupt DS Beech on the show from about 1994 to 2001) as a highly similar character, the sheister DI Jackson. And having Burnside kick him out at the end of the episode.

"I want you out of here within the hour. Otherwise I'll bounce you out."

[snaps]

Wierd fact of the day. I live closer to Stockholm (as the crow flies) than some people in northern Sweden

Plus (as someone pointed out to me today) The whole of Sweden is shaped like a droopy penis

[fish]

It would be a bloody cold crow to make that flight.

"Droopy penis"? Didn't he write on this site a while ago?


This must be a very slow day in your part of England snaps. Sounds like it's about as lively as what's going on in Åmål at the moment. I think you need to find a nice warm pub and a nice warm woman/man and get a bit of action into your life.