Caption Competition

[snaps]

The Other Woman: OMFG Alex! Snapsies back again Quick, let's make a run for it
Alex: Yeh right! Ooooooooooooooo Owww Ooooooops! I think I sorta twisted my ankle

[Ian]

My, she's so hot.

[snaps]

My, she's so hot.

Why, thank you Ian you're making me blush or err perhaps you meant Alex? or the other woman? or errrr oooops I'll shut up now

[Ian]

Take a lucky guess who I meant, snapsie.

[fish]

After the disappointment of Snapsie standing her up Alex takes a quiet moment to reflect on what to do next.
What if Ian's no good?
Would it then be too late to call anyone else?

[Ian]

Ian is ALWAYS good.

[snaps]

Sheeit! not a single mention of me in the newspapers again Where would I be without the devotion of those lovely guys at the fucking.amal.com forum? Maybe time to trawl through the youtube videos again? I need my ego massage. Talking of which. Snapsie. I know I've been mean to you, but right now I'd love to feel your riding boots walking up and down my spine. I know its kinda personal. Just saying like You know what I mean kid

[fish]

Alex was shocked to hear Ian's "put out or get out" comment.
Snapsie never treated her like that.

[Ian]

Clearly an evil Fish was impersonating him. Ian would never treat a lady like Alex in such a fashion.

[fish]

Clearly an evil Fish was impersonating him. Ian would never treat a lady like Alex in such a fashion.

Alex is gobsmacked.
She doesn't believe Ian for a moment.
Fish is just not that kind of a guy.

[fish]

Err, tell the truth now Ian. Does my bum look big in this?

[Ian]

Never!

[snaps]

Elin is bringing her friend to Agnes’ birthday party. Agnes is a little put out by this news.

[Ian]

Now now, Agnes, there's always room for one more...

[fish]

Alex's new bodyguard promises to take very special care of Alex.