What Made You Smile Today?

[Kso]

Hey,I wanna be with bex too Envy me,envy!

[katka]

it is really you ?

[Kso]

Yup

[katka]

wow
You look quite dangerous ...normally I'm afraid you now

[Kso]

I hope, you're joking Don't be afraid - i'm sweet

[katka]

of course yes it makes perhaps the jacket

[snaps]

*tiptoes quietly out of the room*

[fish]

I'm leaving with you Snaps.
He scares the crap out of me.
And he's all close and personal with Bex.


By the same writers as "Are You Being Served" I believe.

[Ian]

Fish is determined to get into the next Let It Be.

[fish]

Helping Ian find fodder for his next YT clip.

Don't know where you'll squeeze this one in, but I do know you like to squeeze her somewhere.

[Ian]

ALWAYS.

How gorgeous.

[snaps]

I've been out driving today. We went past a place that said ''Daisy Funeral Services'' . Whaaaat! Is that for real? Who's Daisy, the woman in charge? No, my friend says, it must come from the saying ''pushing up daisies'' like when you're dead We laffed so much I nearly drove the van into a tree and killed us I've checked it out. It's a real name. May have some connection with an Oxfordshire company called 'Colourful Coffins' This is a pic.



She's the managing director. Her name is Mary, not Daisy. The daisy logo features on all their coffins. Comforting to know that. I deffo want to book mine in advance I wonder if they do print your own labels? I must ask Sam to see if it can be arranged.

[DMt.]

*
Lord PERCY and Yours Truly, Count MOUNT, were overheard to say, in their cups at the CARLTON Club, that the beastly monopolies of the Undertaker, who buys a coffin for some Fifty Guineas and dispenseth it, with many a grave Shibboleth or Platitude, for Two or Three Thousand to the unsuspecting Mourners, ought to be challenged by a range of simple but Tastefully-Appointed disposable Coffins in highly-inflammable materials; and to observe that the Crematorium is no Respecter of fine Pinewoods, even if such [due to what they called the Diabolical Artifices of the Mortician's trade] should actually arrive at the Furnaces's mouth, and not be artfully substituted at the Last.

[snaps]

@ Dave

It get's even more surreal. Mary, The Managing Director of ''Colourful Coffins'' full name is Mary Tomes You couldn't make this stuff up could ya!

[snaps]