What Made You Smile Today?

[DMt.]

Congratulations, Ian! I wondered what you meant when you said you were 'writing smut'

[snaps]

It's - cough, splutter, whisper it quietly - an erotic horror.

Also, it would appear that I may be moving to Queensland. Again.

Congratulations!!! Can you let us know the page numbers for the naughty bits in advance

Marianne: ''Oh no, Jocelyn. What are those chains, clamps and ropes for? I emigrated to Australia, to start a new life Not to become the slut-slave whore of a demented sex-starved vampire! ''

Jocelyn: ''Just hang about there as you are Marianne. It's 'Match Of The Day' in five minutes. I'll be back during half-time. Honest. ''

Seriously though Well done Look forward to hearing more.

[fish]

So this is what happens eh?
The mearest hint of the big bucks rolling in and you're off to soak up the sunshine in Queensland instead of freezing your arse off down here.
For shame, for shame.

Oh, congratulations by the way. Well done.

[Ian]

Cheers, folks.

Signed and sent the contract today. Hopefully hear more in a week or so. I will certainly let you know when I can disclose everything.

It's full of naughty bits. Seriously though, I'm actually quite proud of it. I think it's a rather good story, smutty or not. Turned out better than I thought it would, happily.

[fish]

I suppose you're looking for a better class of groupie now too?

[Ian]

Always.

[snaps]

A bit premature, but I got an early work start tomorrow, and Sweden is one hour ahead of us anyway Love you Yohio, never feel alone in the early hours of morning, there is always someone there, someplace in the World, in spirit with you.

[fish]

Happy birthday to Yohio.

17 eh? Oh dear, so long ago.

[snaps]

Happy birthday to Yohio.

17 eh? Oh dear, so long ago.

Well I have had lots of nice responses to this on Facebook, from fan people that I don't know, about 8 in all.

No official response from Yohio, his band, nor backers.

I know that when ''I'' become famous, I will treat you all consistently with the same withering disdain I currently reserve for you
and know that you all fawn upon mere mention of my name.

[fish]

...and know that you all fawn upon mere mention of my name.

As always.

[snaps]

How wierd the music club of Toyohashi Minami Senior High School singing Happy birthday to Yohio, in Swedish. Everyone will know this tune from FA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ncqpVpJzVyc&gl=GB

[katka]

good

[DMt.]

Ample proof of Yohio's growing constituency amongst the evidently-terrifyingly-hip schoolgirls of Japan.

[fish]

I guess we all knew it had to happen one day.


The Girl With The Waggon Tattoo.

[DMt.]

Coming soon;

The Girl Who Played With Fur

The Girl Who Kicked the Horse's Nest