Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

[fish]

... I can at least try to generate the odd morsel of mild amusement...

My whole career thrived on being held up as a bad example to others.
(Yeah, exactly the same. )



Exciting stuff, eh Pauline.

[DMt.]

"Ohhh Goddddd...Sambucca and red wine, never again, I swear...NEVER again..."

"Ahhh Mon Dieuuuu...Sambucca et le vin rouge, plus jamais, je le jure...PLUS jamais..."

Neat little screengrab from Coconut Grove, Fishy, took me a while to clock that.

[Dahls]

Sambucca and red wine!?
The annoying company of timbermen in her head, will be as inevitably as well deserved.

Lots and lots of water, Pauline...

[DMt.]

The annoying company of timbermen in her head, will be as inevitable as well deserved.

Easy now, Dahls - it's only a silly attempt at humour, based on the hangover-like appearance of that pic. The green avatar, likewise...

Neither Pauline [I truly hope!], nor I, have actually got a hangover.

[Dahls]

Yeah, I got that, Dave. Was only playing along.

And I'm of course never disapproving.

[DMt.]

Yeah, I got that

D'Ohh!

Last time I had a really filthy, migrainous hangover, my best friend since we were teenagers played Led Zeppelin, loud; it was brutal - they sound a lot like severe pain and nausea, I think. I suppose I had it coming, having pigged out the previous night, but I was still a little shocked at the self-righteous cruelty of it. I didn't say anything, though, not wanting to have The Conversation about it all being self-inflicted and blah blah blah. Just toughed it out until my lift came. It took forever.

[fish]

...D'Ohh!

One of the joys of being pure these days is no longer having a hangover.
Of course, that is as good as I'm going to feel all day.

[DMt.]

Awww...baby! What's the matter?



"Je pas ton bébé, connard..."

[fish]

Oooh!
Sinister.
I like it.

Maybe just the red wash but I don't recognise it.
Where's it from?


Baby.

[DMt.]

...I don't recognise it.
Where's it from?

Remember the two café pics by Laurent you posted a while back? I turned one into Crystal Acquart, this one below is the basis for the other - PAB's evident displeasure grossly magnified, pour l'effet comique

[DMt.]

The 37,000th view seems to have quietly snuck by, too...the rate is approaching 1k views a week, now

[fish]

...Remember the two café pics...

I love those pics.
The "scarlet woman" effect is so brilliant that I didn't recognise it.

...1k views a week...

Scary stuff, eh?

I think we should ask our highly esteemed webmaster, (Ian I think his name is. ((cheque is in the post)) ), to allow this topic to just "run" instead of having a new "Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom - part 2" page when this one clicks over to 3 figures.
It'd be nice to keep track of all the visitor numbers and rates I think.
Any alternate views?

[Ian]

Doesn't bother me, up to you guys.

[DMt.]

I had noticed that we were nearing the 100th page, but had no idea of the consequences.

So is there some phpBB admin tweak that can let it just run on?

I think I would like that better [too].

*

The "scarlet woman" effect is so brilliant that I didn't recognise it...

Aww...thanks Fish. I just hope la B doesn't find it too libellous

I think [or at least suspect] that having people constantly go all googly-eyed over your beauty and wonderfulness could get old after a while; that just a little satire might be a refreshing change...I dunno...but I hope so.

[fish]

...I dunno...but I hope so.

So do I.
I'm sure she has the sense of humour to see it for what it is.


Bruno is a brilliant photographer.
I don't think it's his business but he has such great imagination and technique.
He has many galleries on his page, but one in particular is full of similar pics of different people from a high angle, and using some sort of funny lens.

Like this one posted on 7th Sept.



I haven't found any other "Bourka" pics he's posted, but he is her "friend", so I might keep an eye on him for any more.



It's a deal then.
We'll just let this page continue on.