Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

[fish]

Can't tell if she's thinking about Henri or about the effect her absence is having on everyone at the Forum.

[Ian]

She looks infuriated.

"I'll make Dave pay for insinuating I'd have no chance with Emma..."

[DMt.]

She looks infuriated.

She [Acquart's Henriette] knows perfectly well what's going on, and yes, is perhaps ever so slightly outraged here, thinking about this cocky young Lothario's presumption and/or expert assessment.

"I'll make Dave pay for insinuating I'd have no chance with Emma..."

While amusing enough in a sort of in-jokey way, my dear webmaster Ian, this shitstirring sort of re-captioning, this Eristic mischief, can only end in perplexity and discord.

Shall we have a huge battle over who is the greater artist, Emma or Pauline or Bex&Lex or KS? I understand that sort of thing is very popular these days, and can create great numbers of views very quickly, especially if it involves Kristen Stewart.

[fish]

...huge battle...

Naaah!
Let's not eh?
Let's just love and admire them all in the innocent ways prescribed by our own respective realities.



P: "Back to me now Fish. I'm getting tired of waiting for you."
F: "Yes dear."



75K

[Ian]

Fish is right. Besides, banning everyone that didn't vote for Emma would end up in a very lonely forum.

[DMt.]

It wasn't a serious proposition. I hate all that kind of crap, as I'm sure you understand.

75,000 views, eh - that says "Pauline, where are you?" in my reality...

and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACQUART!

[fish]

I've done it again.
I've deleted myself.

Hate it when I do that.

I know I had this pick of Henriette and Henri.

[fish]

And I know I had some brilliant comment about Pauline's birthday, 'cause I was planning to use this pic today with a comment about Henri also enjoying Henriette's present.

[Ian]

I know, Dave. I wasn't serious either.

[fish]

"No. I can't imagine how I came to be this dishevelled."

[Ian]

The disheveled hair, the undone button, the blush in her cheeks...

[DMt.]

..the downcast eyes of her seducer in the background...too late, he seeks her out again, only to find she is already married to the dull, silly little businessman her parents have chosen for her.

There, you don't need to watch it now!

[fish]

...There, you don't need to watch it now!

But then I'd miss out on seeing l'Acquart Glorieux again.
You see my problem here?


"So you'll keep it a secret then?"

[Ian]

That wasn't the version I had in my head.

[DMt.]

No-one can force us to accept their interpretation of anything, really. Not even me...

That said, I do still think there is some kind of anti-PR going on with l'Acquart Mysterieuse, some policy of doing the exact opposite of Hollywood-style media saturation, to keep her public thirsting for news/pix.

To judge by the ever-increasing numbers of views here, it seems to be working, too!