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by **Ian** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:45 am

Nothing phallic in that scene alone. No sirree, not a thing. :shock:

by **fish** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:06 am

Ian wrote:...No sirree...

Bex calmly and quietly explains to Ian exactly where he should stick his ideas. :shock:

by **Ian** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:25 am

I can't hear her, she could be agreeing with me for all I know.

by **fish** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:34 am

Ian wrote:...all I know.

You seem to have summed up the problem right there.

Yes Bex.
Ian's an alien.
Just keep that foil over you head so he can't hear your thoughts.

by **Ian** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:01 am

You. Will. Be. Mine.

by **fish** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:57 am

Bex: "I. Will. Be. .........."

Fish: "Are Ian's evil powers in decline?" *:)*

by **Ian** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:12 am

Free will is an illusion. There is only MY WILL BECAUSE I POSSESS THE KEY TO -

Never mind. Too much Doctor Who.

by **fish** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:13 am

Evil alien Ian fails to realise he's only an extra in the film and that he doesn't get to snog Bex.

by **Ian** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:12 am

Ah, screw that then. :twisted:

by **fish** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:14 am

Ian claims he was only acting and is of the highest moral character. O-)

Unaccountably Bex seems to believe him. :shock:

by **Ian** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:26 am

It's my silver tongue and easy charm that does it every time.

by **fish** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:41 am

Bex: "

"
Fish: "Bex. Was that someone claiming to be perfect?" :roll:

by **Ian** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:48 pm

I never said I was perfect. But, y'know, in comparison...

by **fish** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:25 am

I had an emergency birthday to go to yesterday in case anyone wondered where I was. :roll:

Ian wrote:...in comparison...

Oh.
Fair point. :oops:

Snuggle back down there Bex.
I don't think Vera has stopped swearing yet. :oops:

by **Ian** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:14 am

What IS an emergency birthday? :lol:

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