Rebecka Pics (3)

[fish]

Now you have Bex really worried.
How can she respond without resorting to the old "alternative spelling" trick?
She's so worried that she can barely sleep.

[Ian]

I know the feeling, thundering and lightning like hell here last night...

[snaps]

"Hi. Are you the one they call Ian? My name's Bex by the way. Does my name ring a bell? Well? does it, punk?"

[fish]

"... Well? does it, punk?"

"No wonder Elin ran off after the kiss.
It's all Ian's fault isn't it?"




Mind you, I think it sounds like Ian and north Queensland are suffering from the effects of ex-cyclone Gita which roared across the South Pacific in the last couple of weeks and is currently belting the crap out of New Zealand.
Not that we'll let him use that as an excuse for annoying Bex or Snapsie.

[Ian]

Armed and dangerous.

Yes, it usually is, fishy.

[fish]

Bex is getting out of town in case Ian decides to get "armed and dangerous."
That'll really cause the fit to hit the shan.

[Ian]

Very fit.

[fish]

Go on Fish, try it.
Turn the TV off and go outside for a walk in the garden.

[Ian]

Only if he has company.

[fish]

Bex is getting out of town...

Whoever thought Siberia would be that far away.

[Ian]

It's the punishment for anyone who dares say anything unPC.

[fish]

...unPC...

Is that the bit where you make fun of computers?


"And then I saw what Ian did in the forest and I had to get back to the civilised world.
Even if it was just to clean my shoes."

[Ian]

Computers. Such bully boy fascists.

[fish]

...bully girl...

I mean Bex, whatever did Lily Allen's dad do to deserve that?

[Ian]

That wasn't enough?