fucking-amal.com

by **fish** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:40 am

The both of them I think. *:)*

No Alex, not your "outdoor" office.
You just forgot the address again. :roll:

by **Ian** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:45 am

Next time Alex, remember to write it on the back of your hand.

by **fish** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:17 am

But not while you're taking a selfie.
You nearly missed. :shock:

by **Ian** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:11 am

A miss, or a hit? :wink:

by **fish** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:38 am

Always a hit for me.

Alex discovers that if you press the buttons in a certain order you can actually speak to someone. :shock:

Alex: "Errr, can you get them to put extra cheese on the pizza, just for me?"
Fish: "Yes dear." :)P

by **Ian** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:24 am

Don't fall for it, Alex, he's just after your address.

by **fish** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:03 am

Ian wrote:...he's just after your address...

Lisa: "Fish better get here soon with the pizza or we'll have to give him a smack."
Fish: " *:)*

"

by **Ian** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:26 am

Alex will be hiding in the bathroom.

by **fish** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:28 am

And Fish will be hiding anywhere that Alex will allow. *:)*

by **Ian** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:20 am

The restraining order is in the post.

by **fish** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:57 am

Ian wrote:The restraining order...

Fish immediately regrets sending it to Alex. *:|*

by **Ian** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:18 am

Dirty pictures taken with telephoto lenses from the shrubbery don't generally impress women.

Trust me on that. :shock:

by **fish** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:18 am

Ian wrote:Trust me on that

Maybe that explains why she's hiding herself away with Jakob.

by **Ian** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:46 am

There's no hiding, Alex.

by **fish** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:23 am

Another word to the wise...
When you ask your make-up artist for their autograph be sure they're not doing your eyes at the time. :shock:

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