Rebecka Pics (3)

[Ian]

Yeah, but a million maggots isn't much, Bex.


Maggots... fish... geddit?

[fish]

...geddit?..

Not remotely.

Bex and I always talk sense to each other, why, just the other day she was saying "wouldn't it be nice if Ian was a sensible person too", but then she realised who it was she was talking about and that it would be most unlikely to happen. Later, on the same day she even asked me to try and be more inclusive of Ian as he may feel left out, what with his intellectual deficiencies and all.

Night, night Bex.

[Ian]

Yes, he sends me to sleep too, Bex.

[Santi]

but she sleep with the blanket under her. It must be a Swedish custom.

[fish]

...It must be a Swedish custom...

Maybe she's so infatuated by Ian that she just doesn't realise.
Naaaah! That couldn't be right.

[Ian]

Maybe it was just warm enough not to need one?

People in Australia understand that.

[fish]

Maybe it was just warm enough not to need one?..

Or maybe she doesn't want Ian's warming snuggles any more.
Yeah! That's more likely.

[Ian]

Seems a bit far-fetched to me.

[fish]

...far-fetched...

Bex sees the relationship with Ian as one in which he forces himself on her.

[Ian]

Blasphemy!


We were just playing doctor and comatose patient, m'lud.

[fish]

...We were just playing doctor...

Of course Ian had a slightly different interpretation of events.

[Ian]

Looks like I'm the one comatose and being taken advantage of there.

[fish]

Looks like I'm the one being taken advantage of there.

At an improbability factor of ∞ -1.

Even more improbable is Bex being caught giving Ian the eye in the canteen.

[Ian]

Always try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.

[fish]

Always try to believe six impossible things...

I always include Bex finding me attractive.
That usually helps fill up the list.