Rebecka Pics (3)

[fish]

...work...

Yes, I've spoken to Ian before about his language.
He's really a lost cause I think.

[Ian]

I do apologise for using such offensive language.

[fish]

Ian does look suitably shamed.
Perhaps Bex should now treat him with the respect he deserves.

[Ian]

I think I deserve a good spanking.

[fish]

But Bex isn't sure that you're worthy yet.

[Ian]

Always promising, never delivering.

[fish]

...never delivering...

Now you know it's Bex's birthday today, Aus time, so you should expect that you'll be the one delivering.
Presents, that is.


Grattis på födelsedagen Bex.

[Ian]

Sadly, the plague means no deliveries to Sweden.

How sad.

[fish]

...the plague...

But I thought she left that empty seat for you.
I didn't realise it was just "social distancing".

[Ian]

That's just the new excuse for keeping me at arms length.

[fish]

...the new excuse...

Isn't it so confusing when they seem to have an endless supply of "new" excuses?
At least if they start having to repeat them you know things must be improving.

[Ian]

It doesn't help when the world starts handing them them on a platter.

[fish]

It doesn't help...

Oh, now she's smirking at Ian.
How can he put up with it?

[Ian]

I dress in black and write bad poetry.

[fish]

I dress in black and write bad poetry.

The poetry writing outfit which Ian ordered is eventually delivered.



Strangely it also manages to pique Bex's interest.