Rebecka Pics (3)

[Ian]

That works too.

[fish]

...work...

Tut, tut.

These must be Bex's "drinking" clothes, 'cause they sure don't look like w***ing clothes.

[Ian]

I'm not even touching that one.

[fish]

...not even touching that one...

Bex will make sure Ian never gets the chance, either.

[Ian]

So mean.

[fish]

So mean...

Bex'll drink to that.

[Ian]

#MeToo.

[fish]

Bex treats Ian's words with the respect they so richly deserve.
"...and da dada..."

[Ian]

It's not my preferred dirty talk, but okay.

[fish]

...dirty talk...

Bex: "And don't forget Ian, you've got all these dishes to wash and then all the dirty clothes too, so you better get off your arse if you ever want to talk to me again."

[Ian]

Still works.

[fish]

Still *****

Bex is so upset by Ian's gratuitous use of bad language that she can't hold back the tears.
Fish tries his best to console her.

[Ian]

"You'll only have to work till you're 65."
"But that's 50 years away!"

[fish]

Step one: Buy spurs.
Step two: Sneak up behind Ian.

[Ian]

I had it coming for that joke, I admit.